Ablenkung von die Scheisse wo mein Leben isst

1. How late did you stay up last night?
03:00 glaube ich.

2. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Warum habe ich davon geträumt daß Hape Kerkeling bei einem Autounfall gestorben ist?

3. What is your favorite candy?
Lakritze.

4. What did you do last night?
Mich mit jemandem unterhalten(&geknutscht)

5. Where do you think you will be 3 months from now?
Keine. Verfickte. Ahnung.

6.
I didn't like the question.

7. How is your heart right now?
Zerrissen.

8. What were you doing this morning at 7am?
Den Handywecker ausgestellt und wieder umgedreht.

9. What were you doing at 2pm in the afternoon?
Pizza gegessen.

1O. What was the reason you last cried?
Scheidung.

11. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Ja.

12. How many red lights have you run?
Hab keinen Führerschein. Latexklopper kann aber voll gut Auto fahren.

13. Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
Nein, dafür geh ich immer im Wald.

14. What was your favorite school year?
Ha! Ha! Ha!

15. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Mit jemandem reden(&knutschen)

16. Tell me a random fact:
Es gibt in den USA Staaten in denen Analsex mit der eigenen Ehefrau strafbar ist.

17. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
Ja.

18. When was the last time you were given flowers?
Hochzeit.

19. Is there anything that you are craving right now?
Ja, Falafel Hummus Teller von Babel. Und einen Blow Job.

2O. When did your last hug take place?
Vor etwa einer Stunde.

21. Do people ever make mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Ja, ich selber auch manchmal.

22. Have you ever started a sentence with ‘No offense, but...’?
Ja.

23.
Didn't like this one either.

24. Favorite ice cream?
Stracciatella.

25. Have you made a mistake in the past week?
Ja.

26. What are you listening to right now?
Nichts.

27. Who was the last person to text you?
19 jährige Schauspielerin.

28. Do you miss someone?
Ja.

29. Is there anything you regret about your past?
Ja.

3O. Is there a feeling you're trying to avoid?
Hochnäsigkeit.

31. How's that coming?
Mal so, mal so.

33. Are you sleeping somewhere other than home Friday night?
Mal schaun.

34. What are you excited about?
Honselstyle. Latexklopper kommt am 15.02 wieder.

36. Are you ticklish?
Ja.

37. Who's the last person to call you?
Schabronski.

38. Do you have curly hair?
Nein.

39. Who was the last person that said I love you to you?
Die Olle von gestern Nacht.

4O. Is there anyone you like right now?
Die Olle von gestern Nacht.

41. Is your room clean?
Neien!

42. Desktop or laptop?
Desktop

44. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Kenn ich nicht.

L A S T !
[1.] friend you saw: Varis
[2.] Talked to on the phone: 19 jährige Schauspielerin.
[3.] Text: s.o.
[4.] IMed: kenn ich nicht

T O M O R R O W !
[1.] Is: donnerstag
[2.] Got plans: nicht so wirklich
[3.] Dislikes? : neee.

F A V OR I T E !
[1.] Number: 45
[2.] Color: Navy Blau
[3.] Season: Herbst

C U R R E N T L Y !
[1.] Missing someone: ja.
[2.] Mood: frustriert, deprimiert und merkwürdig geil
[3.] Wanting: Zwei Millionen Euros.

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Beste Grüße,
Theo